The Daily Dose/March 21, 2021
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Editor’s Note: The Daily Dose is on hiatus while Gaylon works on yet another reader-depleting project. Assorted elements – Leading Off, The Sunday Bottom 5, On This Date, Some Philosophy Crap, Trivia – may run occasionally. It will return in toto in the spring.
The Sunday Bottom 5
A ranking of some things.
1. USA! USA! – Can we not make fun of people when they stumble???…While Sunday Bottom 5 pollsters remain “pretty sure” it’s tough to trip up stairs, insults for anyone doing this is mean.
2. Major League Baseball – STOP FARTING AROUND WITH THE RULES!!!…Making the bases larger and limiting the number of pickoffs join putting runner on second base in extra innings as merely one more step towards putting the circus tent up.
3. Lauren Daigle – The 3-hole staple…Singer’s single You Say extends all-time Billboard chart record with 121st non-consecutive week at #1 on Hot Christian Singles chart…With Easter coming up, envious Morman Tabernacle Choir’s album of salsa versions of sacred Ressurection faves almost ready.
4. Major League Baseball II – As long as we’re whining, nothing is going to change until the players change the game themselves…As long as batters try to hit home runs exclusively defenses will adjust and the game will continue to be a bore…Some well placed bunts will change this immediately, but good luck with that.
5. Fake News – Fact-checkers given week off as President Biden stubbornly sticks to facts, but click here to see examples of what some who live amongst us were believing this week…From the Associated Press.
Today At The Site
Writing worth reading. Usually.
Of course, it’s Read Free Sunday at The Diary.
The Diary of a Nobody – Sparrow concludes a lousy week in the sack. Today’s Dairy.
Sparrow’s Sleep Log: 1400 Saturday until 2130 Saturday…7.5 hours for the day and 42.5 hours for the week, a paltry and depressing total those in a gulag would scoff at, but a fresh sleep week starts Sunday and we’re going in with a good attitude…God bless all of you.
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