The Daily Dose/August 30, 2019
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
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The Daily Dose/August 29, 2019
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
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I ate like an oink-oink…Club seats have a private entrance here so the mouth breathers in general admission are kept out…This meant lines were short and didn’t resemble food lines at refugee camps like they did Tuesday in the bleachers…To compensate for Tuesday’s failures – I didn’t eat anything – I had two foot-long bratwursts and an ice cream cone that was so huge climbers could have summited it…Good gravy it was big and, thanks to the falsies, difficult to eat, too…The bratwursts were not Brats of the Year but they were twelve inches long which is good for morale and makes up for minor taste deficiencies.
And The Bottom Ten is back. In case you missed them, or want to relive the magic, here are the Week 1 surveys:
The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1
Meet Sparrow, an average man passing an average life…
Wednesday, August 28
Good gravy, today’s training was tedious at times.
First off, the government being the government, everything that can possibly be reduced to letters and acronyms: NOD, DRO, PCP, C-BOTS (I think), RO, CV, DTC, FBI, ABBA, RTD, aichiwawa, WTF, I didn’t know a lot of them and yours truly still doesn’t because while in submarines you’re taught the only dumb question is the one you don’t ask, you can’t really bring everything to all-stop every two minutes so you can be brought up to speed…I was expected to know these.
The Daily Dose/August 28, 2019
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Friends, The Daily Dose will return.
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We went to the ballgame tonight about one-third of us, not too bad a total…Ol’ Sparrow was under the impression the bus was leaving at 1700, so I presented myself at the hotel bar at 1630 for a pregame Scotch and I certainly wasn’t the only one thinking that as a lot of my fellow VSOs had mustered there, requisitioning post-training medicinals.
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9. Cincinnati Bengals (6-10; 10th) – Bengals with a lot to prove with new head coach, though change could be good as usually-lousy Bengals still looking for first B-10 title…70 games under Historical .500 (357-427), Bengals also nine (9) games under Historical .500 for playoffs (5-14)…Opening Loss: at Seattle
The Bottom Ten/NFL Week 1
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
32 teams try. One succeeds.
As another season of fumbles and false starts, hopes and dreams, turnovers and injuries begins, NFL fan(s) everywhere are hoping this might be the season their team breaks through and seizes the most difficult trophy to win in sports: The Dan Henning Trophy, symbolic of NFL Bottom Ten supremacy.
The Daily Dose/August 27, 2019
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
Leading Off
Leading Off is taking the week off.
Today At The Site
The Diary of a Nobody: Sparrow and Cousin Barb hit used bookstores. Today’s Diary.
I was looking for one specific book: Volume 1 of The Story of Civilization series…I’ve read the Reformation and the Caesar to Christ volumes and I wanted to start in at the beginning…I thought I inherited a complete set of the series from Pa Sparrow but I couldn’t find Volume 1 and investigation showed the collection actually had two editions of The Reformation volume…No, I don’t know why, either…The Sparrow’s come from hardy Lutheran stock so maybe it was important to have two volumes concerning Martin Luther around the house.
It’s Sparrow, an average man passing an average life.
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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1: And they’re off! The dregs of college football begin the hunt for the ESPNCup.
More than at any time, college football is a game of the haves and the have nots. You’re either strutting your stuff for the Bottom Ten pollsters or you’re not. You’re either contending for coveted spots on the Bottom Ten medal stand, or you’re not.
You’re either UConn or you’re not.
The Week 1 NFL survey will move tomorrow, and next week there will be a special offer for you cheapskates, when we start charging for The Bottom Ten in week three.
On This Date
In 2003 – Mars and Earth are at their closest point in 60,000 years, separated by a mere 34.64 million miles. The last time Mars was closer to Earth was on Sept. 24, 57,617 BC when it was 34.62 million miles away. Mars takes 686 Earth days to go around the sun and the two planets closest approach – known as perihelion – happens every couple of years when Earth passes Mars. The closest the two planets are scheduled to get in the next 500,000 years is 33.32 million miles in September 294,851.
In 1951 – Del Wilber of the Philadelphia Phillies hits three home runs as the Phillies defeat the Cincinnati Reds 3-0 in the second game of a doubleheader. For Wilber, they were fifth, sixth and seventh home runs in an eight-year career that would produce only 19 of them, meaning just under 16 percent of his career home runs were hit in this game. It remains the only time in major league history when a player drove in all his teams runs with home runs in a 3-0 win.
In 1949 – Some Enchanted Evening by Perry Como is at #1 on Billboard’s Best Sellers in Stores chart, a predecessor of the Hot 100 – for its fifth and final week. The song was written by Richard Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein II for their musical South Pacific and the song has charted several times, the last by Jay and the Americans in 1965.
Quotebook
Not, of course, that she knew everything, but what woman was ever stopped by a want of information?
John LeCarre
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Answer To The Last Trivia Question
Willie Wilson of the Kansas City Royals hit 21 triples in 1985, the most in the major leagues since 1950.
Today’s Stumper
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The Bottom Ten/NCAA Week 1
By Gaylon Kent
America’s Funniest Guy
More than at any time, college football is a game of the haves and the have nots. You’re either strutting your stuff for the Bottom Ten pollsters or you’re not. You’re either contending for coveted spots on the Bottom Ten medal stand, or you’re not.
You’re either UConn or you’re not.
Fresh off their first-ever ESPNCup, symbolic of Bottom Ten supremacy, the worst defense in NCAA history is mostly back, ready to defend its title against what can only be called one of the deepest fields in recent memory.
